"The Police Surgeons Report" its the biggy folks

Well, well, an honest man who works for the Jersey Police Force ? Well actually, YES !!!

It took me back a bit, as well. But fair play to the doctor. I was stunned when I initially read this as I feared he would cover this up like the other Police Surgeon does, but we will get to him later.

No, this was a wonderful surprise to have a respected member of the community on your side, and being honest.

He wrote this report after I had explained in detail what had happened to me, when and why.

I would draw your attention to point 11 on the report, these were the truncheon marks on my back that the Jersey Police failed to photograph !

Finally, the Attorney General states that I dropped the complaints of assault. Yes this is true, although he does not state why. The reason for this was because of the relentless pressure put on myself and my fiancee. The Police use to follow us home if we had been out anywhere, were always hassling us and generally making our lives as difficult as possible.

The A.G. then goes on to say, "The Crown Advocate has reviewed the papers and there is nothing in them that suggests that this matter should be re-opened." OH, REALLY ?

Well Mr Birt, I can see 15 photographs and a Police Surgeons report, that say otherwise !!!

"The Beating That Never Happened" pic 15

I am not sure if this one should be censored or not ?

But its a simple case of "KICKED or STICK'ED" you decide ?

"The Beating That Never Happened" pic 14

Oh my word !

No panicking people, its just a few small cuff marks. Boy did I get off easy that night ?

WHAT ? you don't believe me ? Well wait until you see the pictures of the beating on the 21st of June, 2006, with "accompanying audio recording of said beating," YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT !!!

But we are only up to 1993, so there is a long way to go before we get anywhere near to that wonderful event.

"The Beating That Never Happened" pic 13

We always love a shot or two of this little gem.

Its my left wrist, Yippee !!! Err ?

"The beating That Never Happened" pic 12

Well well, this one is really novel !

Its a great little trick actually. What happens is they turn your hand over and stamp on the palm, why ?

Well, number one, it does not leave any footprints like it would on the back of your hand.

And two, it makes it look as though you have been trying to lash out with your fists and have hit something, or someone !

That's when you get charged with assaulting a Police Officer, or eight, or ten !!! or however many cowards it takes.

"The Beating That Never Happened" pic 11

This one is a little bit sexy and revealing, will I get charged with lewdness now ?

You can't quite see whats going on here can you ? Well join the club, neither can I.

This photo was taken on the insistence of the Police, there is nothing wrong here. Perhaps a little ploy to discredit me and make me look like a whinging liar ?

This explanation would fit the States of Jersey Police mandate absolutely perfectly.

"The Beating That Never Happened" pic 10

This little number shows the amount of times they try and hurt you with the handcuffs. Apparently, as I know only to well, a common Police practice in Jersey.